Help Me I’m So Sore

Everyone has experienced that horrific feeling

 

Where you have to go down the stairs backwards

 

Or worse bump down on your ass

 

When you have to bend over in the shower because

you can’t lift your arms to put shampoo in

 

Putting your socks on becomes a huge ordeal

 

Or you’re walking like you just spent a night inside

one of America’s Toughest Prisons

 

^^^^you get it right?

 

So what the hell is that?

That my friends is called DOMS

 

Delayed Onset Muscle Fatigue

 

It’s basically just exercise related muscle pain

 

It’s caused by little muscle tears & strains that cause

inflammation in your body

 

Normally it comes 24 to 48 hours after the workout &

is caused by doing something you’ve never done or

haven’t done in a very long time

 

Or doing way more reps on an exercise than you’ve

ever done, going from 50 to 150

 

IS DOMS GOOD?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The fitness industry is plagued by people promoting

things like

 

“No Pain No Gain”

OR

“Feel sore tomorrow or feel sorry tomorrow”

 

This is a horrific attitude that is being promoted by

coaches who have absolutely no idea what they’re

doing

 

Also partly because of shows like The Biggest Loser

where people are pushed to insane limits making

people think that that is what is necessary to get

results

 

That’s a whole other blog, don’t get me started

 

DOMS is both good and bad…..let me explain

 

GOOD

 

If you’re just starting out or haven’t exercised in years

then you’re going to be sore, the level of soreness will

depend on how much you do

 

Hint: If you can’t walk for days you did too much, be

smart and air on the side of caution

 

Or maybe you’re more experienced & you just change up

your program or try some new exercises, then you’ll be

sore

 

BAD

 

 

 

 

 

 

The biggest problem with DOMS is that people try to chase

it every single workout

 

THIS IS A MISTAKE

 

You should not be chasing pain, you should be chasing

progress

 

Having goals/markers of health, strength, mobility & fitness

and then trying to improve them should be everyone’s goal

 

Things like

  • how strong you are at different movements
  • how fit you are at certain workouts
  • are you getting closer to your goals? (fat loss, muscle building, fitness, health)
  • are you moving better?
  • are you moving pain free?

 

Do not chase pain

 

SIDE NOTE

 

I will say that I think if you are never experiencing this pain

then you’re probably stuck in your comfort zone

 

Or you’ve been doing the same program for a long time

 

It should happen from time to time in my opinion

 

I’M SORE RIGHT NOW, WHAT CAN I DO?

 

There are a bunch of things you can try, not all of

them will work for you but some will

 

1. Epsom Salt Bath

You can get Epsom Salts in your local chemist, put a

couple of scoops into a hot bath, put on some

Marvin Gaye and away ya go

 

There is strangely little research on Epsom Salts, but they

are still recommended by doctors & coaches worldwide

because of general feedback on them working

 

2. Light Movement

 

Get some sort of movement in to get some blood flowing, I

don’t mean do a workout because that will likely make you

worse. Get a walk/light cycle/swim in and then do some light

movements like leg swings & arm swings.

 

Sitting still will make it worse

 

Stretching also tends to make it worse for a lot of people so

probably leave that out

 

3. Massage

The level of pressure on the massage will depend on your

situation, but some people find jumping on the foam roller

helps ease the pain

 

Or at the very least distract them from it. Deep tissue massage

is likely not a good idea as there is still too much damage/pain

from the workout. Foam rolling is not deep tissue massage, it’s a bit lighter.

 

4. Get Back In There

 

2-3 days later you want to get back in and workout again

 

Hopefully you’ve learned that you did too much last time

& can dial it back in your next session

 

If you’re in a class and the coach doesn’t scale stuff back

for you then you need to take it upon yourself to do that.

 

FINAL NOTE & WARNING

 

If you experience strong pain during the workout then 

you should stop immediately

 

Also there is a condition called Rhabdomyolysis that you

should be aware of. It’s basically DOMS gone over board

and is not god

 

If you the days after you feel sore but also feel weak, nausea,

your urine goes dark or you have decreased urine production,

palpitations & a bunch of other symptoms

 

If this happens then go to a doctor, don’t fuck around with

that one because it can damage your kidneys

 

Thanks for reading 🙂